New Jackson album forthcoming with acquittal

Seeing Michael Jackson declared "not guilty" after an extended trial, I speculated the real basis of the verdict. Over the week of deliberations, the jurors participated in Jackson karaoke and discussed their favorite songs. Finally tired of constant singing, the twelve sat down to debate the case for an hour after breakfast. Throwing out all 180 witness statements and 599 of 600 pieces of evidence, they easily came to a decision: Jackson had enough new experiences to create a new album. In order to release the album, Jackson could not be in prison making buddies with Charles Manson and Juan Corona. They had to let him go. The jurors anticipate this album to be bigger than Thriller and Bad combined. But they issued the verdict on one condition: Jackson must replace his nose with something more human.